We all loved Steve Irwin....well do it for him then.

[Big Gunns]

You are just too darn cute.

Your adorable little antics remind me of when me son discovered how to arm pit fart. Oh, he must have been about three years old or so when he picked it up from his uncle.

I specifically recall the happy glint in his eye as he ran from room to room displaying his new talent to the entire family.

I fondly remember how he showed of his new big boy skill at the grocery store, restaurants and pre-school. Oh, my wife and I got tired of it pretty quickly and it was embarrassing, but he was just so dang proud of himself we found it hard to be mad at him.

He was so proud of what he could do!

I think it's so cute that even at your age, you take a toddler's simple delight in running around the forum braying about what a big and special boy you are. I could just pinch your little cheek!

What is this - the third or fourth thread about what a special and important little boy you are?

Seriously, I for one am very happy for you. Before you started spamming threads with your Paul Watson Fanboi praise, your only claim to fame was that you could get two very expensive snakes to have sex and produce another expensive snake. Yes, some people thought you special, but I've been around long enough to know that some of the biggest, most revered people in this hobby often have nothing going on in their lives but their interestingly colored snakes.

Wes and Jim may not see the forest for the trees but I do. Normally a grown man running about slobbering praise on a windbag, prima donna buffoon like Paul Watson would be seen as a bad thing. Not for you. For you, it's a real step up.

So Wes and Jim, let's recognize Kneel's accomplishment for what it is. An improvement of sorts. Lower your expectations from "adult" to "child" and see if these threads appear just a smidge less obnoxious and self-serving.

Think of it this way - when you are house training a puppy you think it a small victory when he craps on the floor in front of the back door instead of in the middle of the living room. Yes, he still pooped in the house, yes you still have to clean up the mess, and yes your other dogs may end up eating it before you can pick it up, but the very fact that the poop is a little closer to the back yard gives you hope that things are going to get better.

So on this dawn of a new day, here's hoping that Skippy's little baby boy posts another three threads about what special little man he is.

Actually what BG did was run out the front door and screamed.."BG is right..BG is right"..."they are wrong...Big Gunns is the greatest".

Then he called everyone he knew and told them to read the post. After that he called the local newspapers just to let them know. Apparently they were already aware of it and were working on the story for their front page. After that he just kept answering the phone from reporters around the world(same as usual). Man it was one hectic day and night for BG.

Funny thing is, BG agrees with you and has stated the fact that who really cares if you can breed a couple good snakes. Well, some people care. The people who are mad that it wasn't them. Don't worry. BG thinks that should be the next thing BG should do. People say BG likes to brag...well maybe he should start posting some snake pics. Strange thing is...he rarely does. Kinda strange from someone that's "always looking for attention" huh?

As far as BG's "Paul Watson Fanboi praise". If you can read, it should be perfectly clear who BG "praises" the most for changing his life. That would be one Steve Irwin.

Do you guys have secret meeting and plan strategy for Big Gunns? If so, BG suggests you figure out something new....it ain't working. BG is getting much amusement from your feeble attempts though.

You can't do "research" from the sea shepherd site about the sea shepherds.........we can tell someone failed there final papers in college. Get some real sources and come back later. Thank you come again.

Yes you can when what you're trying to prove is what they did in the past before the ship was named the Steve Irwin. If you may recall Willy acted like they are now worse than before. Maybe you should understand the point BG was making before you comment on it. Just a thought.

Guess you didn't either. Not surprising.

LOL

It would have been funny, if it made sense.

Skip, you're right.

I keep trying to think that he's an adult. Heck, I've seen him and even without the roids he's big enough to be treated like an adult.

But the mental aspect, that threw me. Some of his posts are so close to being good, so very very close, that I didn't realize it was just dumb luck. You know, like when a kid parrots something a parent said, having no idea the context, but nails it dead on in front of family and friends, all the while having no idea what just happened but LOVING the attention the happy mistake has brought.

Thanks for pointing that out. It does make more sense out of this tragic need for attention that our little swimmer seems to suffer.

So now we are going to the "roids" huh. BG actually takes it as a compliment.

OK Willy, BG will fly to Cali tomorrow and we can both take tests to see who's on what. BG will pay for it all. Of course you reimburse him when he passes and you fail. Must be great to live in Cali and be Willy.

BG is really sorry that you guys are obsessed with him. It must be a real pain in the you know what to constantly have to check the computer to see if your idol has responded. Everyone in your families can sleep better tonight knowing that Big Gunns has a team of scientists working on the cure for this pathetic disease you all seem to have. BG just isn't sure he wants you guys to have the cure. He loves you all.