okay i think its fairly simple what to do....get about 6 burmese pythons a Chimpanzee a coon cat and a Starfish!
once you have those the supplies you will need is as follows!
1 Jar of Peanut butter
3 Tubs of Butter
5 Mouse Traps
1 Shot Gun
9 Strings of hair(RED HEAD ONLY!!!)
what you do next is when someone tries to break into your house.....shoot them with the shotgun then you can enjoy peanutbutter red hair mouse traps and tubs of butter with all of your animal friends!
(in all serious tho...thats messed!)