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    Oh the Irony...

    So the other day I had Monty, our little mojave, out and about for some handling and to show a few friends of ours. He's a total trooper, never gets stressed over it and I've managed to get a few people who weren't partial to snakes to admit he's adorable

    Anyway, after most of them had left and I was sitting in the living room with Chris I started talking about all the surprise poop stories I'd heard about with snakes taking a dump on the bed, on friends, etc. Meanwhile, Monty crawls into my coat sleeve (it's his favorite exploring place aside from bras) and sits for a while. I had just told Chris how happy I was I hadn't had to deal with it yet, and then I felt this cold wet feeling on my wrist. Monty slithers rather relaxed out onto my lap, and left a HUGE present right inside my coat all over from the middle of my forearm to the bottom of my palm I about died

    No harm after some rinsing and odor control, but man I couldn't stop laughing all day. Better stop talking about bad behavior around them! They might learn a thing or two

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    Re: Oh the Irony...

    ~gigglesnort~ It's enough to make you believe they can listen in and actually understand our conversations!
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    Oh yea...showing you the love.....lol Clearly just wanted to share his admiration.

    I cannot tell you HOW MANY TIMES this happened to me...its ridiculous. Finally I started taking them out and letting them crawl around on towels and a comforter before handling. Get a little exercise in them and bam.....after that ya know its safe...
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    I had my little mojo out for a soak the other day since we've been having humidity issues in the new room, sure enough Stewie started peeing as soon as I got him out of the water. Then I noticed that his stomach looked a little funny, ran over to the toilet and had to hold him there while he dropped 3 huge presents!!!
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