Seriously, my BFF exhibits the heat seeking behavior of an ectotherm, and her preferred temperature is 85-95F with a cool side of 70-75F so I think she is a boa or python.
Me, I like it cold. She says I am a polar bear.
Do you know anyone whose temperature preferences are similar to that of our reptiles? Or anyone who needs UV not to get a tan but just to stay sane?