Quote Originally Posted by Sariel View Post
lol.. thats aweful

back when I was with my ex Id bought him a shotgun that he never used so wanted to trade it at a bass pro, she he sent me home to grab it. Not being a gun person I didnt know you were supposed to have them in a case when you had them out in public, So after a few chastising words from the stores staff and those looks.. You know, the kind we give people who think the snake are the devil.. I decide to ice the cake by trying to kick my husbands knee for not telling me these details and instead slipped and landed on my behind infront of him and the salesmen behind the counter.


Awesome day -.-
Oh it was! lol Oh wow.. that is hilarious!! Around here if i'd gone out with my shotgun i'd probably get tackled by a police officer.

Quote Originally Posted by jball1125 View Post
LOL.

Ill post a snake related one.... just the other day my brothers had some friends over who had been trying to sex a snake but couldn't quite get it. I told them come her let me show you. I grab the snake, position it in my hands and when I pop it, out comes flying a load of piss straight into my face! It was so nasty and everyone including myself had hard abbs the next day from so much laughing. So embarrassing. Lol
That so gross!!! LMAO