LOL.

Ill post a snake related one.... just the other day my brothers had some friends over who had been trying to sex a snake but couldn't quite get it. I told them come her let me show you. I grab the snake, position it in my hands and when I pop it, out comes flying a load of piss straight into my face! It was so nasty and everyone including myself had hard abbs the next day from so much laughing. So embarrassing. Lol