Sometimes you can try the "killing them with kindness" thing.
Some people honestly don't realize how hurtful such comments are.
For the others.......
Well, for those people you say, yes as a matter of fact it WAS a romantic honeymoon, and you should drop by on Saturday, we're going to watch some snake porn before we make love!
Some people there is just no making see reason, so if they think your crazy, you might as well go all out!
Gale