Okay, well I've had enough lectures from all of you tree-hugging hippies. I got a Ball Python for $35 under the premise that they are VERY EASY TO TAKE CARE OF! I have never heard of a snake randomly prolapsing it's penis or colon out. I have a dog. My dog cost me $300 as a puppy. I could justify spending that kind of money on a dog for a vet visit. Also, Dogs don't randomly prolapse out their colons or penises.
I came on here for help, not reticule. I got an "easy to maintain" snake. I got a pet under the presupposition that it would not have a random, heinous herniated penis. I know you all love snakes. I do too. I love all animals. If I didn't, I wouldn't get them. Gadsden (My snake) is perfectly comfortable. I have been putting anti-biotic ointment on the prolapse. I keep his habitat humid. I am constantly asking around for an inexpensive vet. I however, cannot afford a random $350 surgery for a snake for crying out loud.
So, if anyone has any GOOD ADVICE then please, let me know. If you have nothing to say but reticule or scorn, then please shut up.