I have a series of self-portraits planned...the first will be me gleefully cuddling a massive snake...the second, me grinning and being swarmed by large rats...the third, me grooming my favourite dog who just happens to be HUGE and have massive huge TEETH and, aside from his gorgeous blue Malamute eyes looks EXACTLY like a wolf on steroids...
....and the fourth and final self-portrait: a painting of me up on a chair shrieking in terror as a very, VERY tiny spider creeps across the floor. XD