A lawn care guy found him under a tree here in Texas. I also greatly underestimated the burms size. With three people we held him out and he was closer to 10ft. George as he has been named went to live with a friend of mine. She absolutely loves him and walked around carrying him for the whole hour visit. She kept saying "Wow, I'm gonna get my work out carrying him around."
We are still wondering how he "escaped" and ended up outside. I'm just happy his new owner loves him, and that I have my bathroom back.