Haha!! That one was pretty good! I grew up with a family who LOVES cheesy humor and its rubbed off on me. Here's one of my favorites (WARNING: its super lame!!):
*start telling it dead serious to a friend*...
Me: Geeze, you know, I had the strangest dream last night. It was really weird, I kept dreaming I was a muffler..
Friend: A muffler? That is weird (or whatever they say)
Me: Yeah, and when I woke up I woke up exhausted!