On the spider ball python's special traits.

[WingedWolfPsion]

Speaking of which, how would I advertise his future babies? Nearly wobble-free dad, or what?

I just rate the wobble on the babies (it's pretty subjective) and disclose it in the ad as a matter of course. I assume people want to know how much or little of a wobble a baby spider has. It doesn't affect sales either way, and I've never produced a train wreck. I've had some hatchlings with no discernable wobble out of my male (who does have a typical, low to moderate wobble).