1. I can wiggle my ears (not just move my hairline - i have wicked control).

2. I was ambidextrous as a kid. Not so much anymore.

3. I did not know my left from my right till I was 13 (see item above).

4. Have had plastic surgery three times (nothing this perfect can be real).

5. I have zero body image issues.

6. I was the subject of a documentary. Don't ask...

7. I sleep 4-5 hours a night if that.

8. I have a marksmen's shot.

9. I can be dropped into the woods and come out fatter than I went in (my dad was a survivalist).