Quote Originally Posted by rabernet View Post
You will quickly learn to see the "bulge" that indicates that a poop or pee is imminent and choose NOT to handle until they have relieved themselves in their enclosure, even if that means not handling for a few days.
I affectionately refer to this as "bowels-a-bulging" and my friends start a T-minus count down to see if they can catch the day the butt rockets launch.

I've been pooped on three times, and peed on twice... not that I'm keeping count or anything, I just hold grudges well.

Welcome to the club, op! You can count on it happening again, I promise.