"Mom, there's a snake on my car..."

[Vypyrz]

OMG!!!! call fox news and report that. Maybe they will do a report on why people shouldn't own dogs because they are so dangerous lol. Nice boas. I wish my girls were that big. : Soon my minions

I'm sure by the time Fox aired the story it would be more like this...

Illinois Woman Trapped In Car For Hours By Burmese Python...