hahahahahahahaha this thread is so greeat i actually took the time to read the entire thing. get a haagen daz and chill out, woman lol.
im new to bp's too but i was a little animal nerd back in the day so i know some basic things about reptiles in general. humans and mammals do things to make themselves happy and show affection and all that. they live. reptiles and amphibians on the other hand dont 'live', they survive. they dont just do things for the hell of it like we do, they do whatever they do to keep themselves alive. is that such a hard concept? they dont eat cause they wanna sit down and have dinner convos with u, they just want their food so they can keep surviving and once they take it, they want u to leave them the hell alone. a dog will come to u and want u to play with them and everything. when u open a snakes cage when they seem to want out, they dont come to ur hand and say hi. they just want out. most of the time when u put the snake back in the tank, they try to get back out from the side of the tank but they dont move toward u, they move away from u and the tank because he gets stressed from both. when they are cold and u hold them and they stay, they dont really wanna hang out with u, they simply need to increase their body temperature to ensure their survival. once hes warm enough i can just about guarantee that he'll move away from u.
as a matter of fact, heres a little test u can do: let the snake loose in your backyard and see if ever see him again. if he loves u he should come back right? lol (dont actually do it)