The part about masturbation is extremely inappropriate and out of hand. There is no way any politician can accept any of the signatures. To generalize us and say we masturbate to our snakes constricting cats and dogs is just awful. And people are actually signing this get rid of snakes? How often do they see our pet snakes? Do they realize there will still be wild species in the United States?

This is absolutely idiotic. I cant explain the amount of anger something like that brings up. They are making themselves look stupid. Thank god for USARK.