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    I was robbed! LOL!!

    Alright, so I took Woodrow T. Hound to the dog park and let him wear himself out. As we were leaving, that's when he decided he had to go potty - and I mean really go! Being the responsible dog owner that I am, I picked it up with a leftover plastic shopping bag from Macy's, threw the bag in the back of the truck, and drove on home. Well, I forgot to throw the bag away when I got home - saw it still sitting there later that afternoon when I parked at the mall to do a little shopping. Ok, I thought, no biggie - I'll have to remember to throw that out later. About 45 minutes later, I came out of the mall - no poop bag! Someone STOLE it out of the back of my truck! I have this image in my mind of some idiot running through the parking lot with my dog's poop!

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    Re: I was robbed! LOL!!

    LOL - Who would want a Macy's bag full of poop??? Hopefully the person thought they were getting something good and didn't know it was a bag of dog poop.
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    Re: I was robbed! LOL!!

    LMAO! The robber is thinking he got something, when he reaches in, he'll have a bag full of poop
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    Re: I was robbed! LOL!!

    lol can imagine them opening the bag to see what they have nicked

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    Re: I was robbed! LOL!!

    Or maybe it was stolen by a gardener, looking for something to grow tomatoes in?

    Very funny little tale, Deb!

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    Re: I was robbed! LOL!!

    Yup, it's official - some people will steal anything!

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    Re: I was robbed! LOL!!

    Lol, thanks foor the laugh, I needed that
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    Re: I was robbed! LOL!!

    Ha ha, I hope that they didn't know it was dog poop.

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    Re: I was robbed! LOL!!

    lolololololololololol

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    Re: I was robbed! LOL!!

    I almost peed m'pants when I read this thread!
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