In light of Washingtons early dismissal from the playoffs...
A man walks into a bar and asked the Bartender for a "Ovechkin". The puzzled bartender says "whats an Ovechkin?". The man says "A white russian with no cup".
Sid the Kid Crosby going for Cup number 2. Wooot!
Go Pens Baby! I'll even settle for the Devils as they are oddly my 2nd team.