Selling You Snake Short

[Charlie And Lucy]

I believe everything has a soul, including plants. Now, I don't treat my plants like I do my cats and snakes, but you get it.

I do believe that more animals have souls than humans do in some cases.

[Skiploder]

And the angel of the Lord came unto me,
Snatching me up from my place of slumber,
And took me on high, and higher still until we
Moved in the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he bore me unto a vast farmland of our own midwest,
And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear.
And terror possessed me then.
And I begged,

"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots,
The cries of the carrots.
You see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day
And to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
Like the tears of one millions terrified brothers
And roared,
"Hear me now,
I have seen the light,
They have a consciousness,
They have a life,
They have a soul.
Damn you!
Let the rabbits wear glasses,
Save our brothers...can I get an amen?
Can I get a hallelujah? thank you, Jesus.

Rep point for the first person who knows what this is from.

[waltah!]

And the angel of the Lord came unto me,
Snatching me up from my place of slumber,
And took me on high, and higher still until we
Moved in the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he bore me unto a vast farmland of our own midwest,
And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear.
And terror possessed me then.
And I begged,

"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots,
The cries of the carrots.
You see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day
And to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
Like the tears of one millions terrified brothers
And roared,
"Hear me now,
I have seen the light,
They have a consciousness,
They have a life,
They have a soul.
Damn you!
Let the rabbits wear glasses,
Save our brothers...can I get an amen?
Can I get a hallelujah? thank you, Jesus.

Rep point for the first person who knows what this is from.

I'm a fan of that band (unless they borrowed it), but had to google it so it doesn't count

[unspecified42]

And the angel of the Lord came unto me,
Snatching me up from my place of slumber,
And took me on high, and higher still until we
Moved in the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he bore me unto a vast farmland of our own midwest,
And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear.
And terror possessed me then.
And I begged,

"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots,
The cries of the carrots.
You see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day
And to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
Like the tears of one millions terrified brothers
And roared,
"Hear me now,
I have seen the light,
They have a consciousness,
They have a life,
They have a soul.
Damn you!
Let the rabbits wear glasses,
Save our brothers...can I get an amen?
Can I get a hallelujah? thank you, Jesus.

Rep point for the first person who knows what this is from.

Didn't google it so I'm not sure I'm right, but my guess would be Tool (mostly going off of the Maynard reference...)

[Skiploder]

Didn't google it so I'm not sure I'm right, but my guess would be Tool (mostly going off of the Maynard reference...)

What's the name of the song? You got the band right.......................

[unspecified42]

What's the name of the song? You got the band right.......................

Ahhh. Yeah. I do listen to Tool, but not enough to know the song name.

[BuckeyeBalls]

I have been wrong all along!! Sorry!

[nicktreb]

I believe snakes can and do have emotions. They may not be nearly as close to emotional beings as humans, but to say they have no emotion seems sort of... ludicrous to me.

[jfreels]

What's the name of the song? You got the band right.......................

Disgustipated! Had to pull up my albums on iTunes to get it though. I'll rep the person that tells me who was the first "person" to coin the expression.

[xdeus]

Disgustipated! Had to pull up my albums on iTunes to get it though. I'll rep the person that tells me who was the first "person" to coin the expression.

Popeye! (And I didn't Google it... I Binged it.)