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    Desparate need of help!

    Ok I have a huge problem here and I need some ideas quick!

    Next week (April 29) is my girlfriends 23 birthday. I have absolutely no freakin idea what to get her. At all!

    Here's some background info... I'm Canadian (so I can't get her a gun or fireworks ) she really likes my crested geckos but not sure if she's fakin it. We've been together 5 or maybe 8 months? This Friday were going to Cuba for a week. She lives with her parents. She likes hockey. She is freakin >smokin< hot. Hmmm what else. She's exactly like me. (were both lazy and like to chill and watch movies rather than move and be creative.) she's just finished school to become a social worker.
    If you have any questions please ask. I just really need some help!!!
    Thanks in advance, Jeremy.

    P.s. I think if worse comes to worse I'm gunna buy her a nice terrarium kit and get EVERY thing she needs to get started with a crested gecko.

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    Re: Desparate need of help!

    Dude your takin her to cuba ain't that enough?


    Heck I'm a dude and if some Canadian guy was like. "Hey wanna be my girlfriend and go to cuba?"

    "I'd Say hell yes, my name is susan lets get going"

    I mean the last girlfriend I had I took her to sonic and we had two combos and a bottle of schnapps. SO Yeah I don't date alot.


    But no on the serious. If you think she might be fakin the crestie thing why risk it?

    Maybe you could score some Senators playoff tickets. IS ottawa in Ontario...I thought it was. What about montreal?
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    Re: Desparate need of help!

    How about a Hockey Jersey of her fave team?
    ALL THAT SLITHERS - Ball Python aficionado/keeper
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    Re: Desparate need of help!

    Quote Originally Posted by Seru1 View Post
    I mean the last girlfriend I had I took her to sonic and we had two combos and a bottle of schnapps. SO Yeah I don't date alot.

    Maybe you should have taken her for a DOUBLE DOWN at KFC...
    ALL THAT SLITHERS - Ball Python aficionado/keeper
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    10 sugar gliders

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    Brisingr the albino
    Snowy the BEL
    Piglet the albino conda hognose


    FINALLY got my BEL,no longer breeding snakes. married to mechnut450..

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    Re: Desparate need of help!

    Quote Originally Posted by 4theSNAKElady View Post
    Maybe you should have taken her for a DOUBLE DOWN at KFC...
    See then it would have been true love.


    I don't understand it though the patented Seru1 chili cheese tots and liquor date is golden.
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    Re: Desparate need of help!

    Quote Originally Posted by Seru1 View Post
    See then it would have been true love.


    I don't understand it though the patented Seru1 chili cheese tots and liquor date is golden.
    I almost peed myself laughing so hard!!! The double down hahahahahahahahahahahahahshahajahajah!!!!!!!!!! I saw that post hahaha. But anyways not taking her to Cuba. I'm going with her. She payed her own way. And I'm liking the jersey idea!!!! Thanks!!
    Anymore awesome ideas guys :-)?

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    Re: Desparate need of help!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeremy78 View Post
    I almost peed myself laughing so hard!!! The double down hahahahahahahahahahahahahshahajahajah!!!!!!!!!! I saw that post hahaha. But anyways not taking her to Cuba. I'm going with her. She payed her own way. And I'm liking the jersey idea!!!! Thanks!!
    Anymore awesome ideas guys :-)?
    Oooh not takinger her to cuba? then your boned


    No seriously dude the jersey idea is cool, Why not add a set of matching mittens or gloves and a hat. Get a team color thing goin. And a nice bottle of wine for the two of ya. Maybe even a romantic dinner, candlelight, and some Stanley Cup action.

    Just me thinkin out loud. Good luck with the pretty lady.
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    Re: Desparate need of help!

    Oh and I'm trying my best to keep like a $100-$300 limit going.

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    Re: Desparate need of help!

    A cute necklace perhaps? Hell I'd love it if my boyfriend gave me a cute necklace!!
    Tiff'z Morphz

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    Re: Desparate need of help!

    Quote Originally Posted by CoolioTiffany View Post
    A cute necklace perhaps? Hell I'd love it if my boyfriend gave me a cute necklace!!
    Since when can snakes give necklace's

    Jk

    And umm yes like Seru1 said matching jersey, mittens, hats and ur golden

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