lol I used to paintball until I realised how stupid it was to spend so much money on fake guns and $60-$100 on 2000 balls of paint, when you can buy a real gun that shoots real bullets for way cheaper.
But option #2 made me lol (just throw them in the freezer alive)
Is that really an option? I mean, will the pinky feel pain or be unconcious before it starts to feel pain? I wouldn't want to torture it.