First, congratulations on the new snake.

Secondly, you've been given a green tree ball python. They look almost like a regular ball, but they love to climb. They will only eat the special rats I have, so it would be best for you to just package the snake and send it to me. I will wean it to regular mice/rats. This usually takes somewhere around 5-8 years. I won't charge you for this service, but reallize I can't do it for nothing. So, if you would, send a $5000 donation check along with the snake to me.

I'll be waiting patiently for the snake and donation.

Congrats!
Jim Smith


ps Everything is fine. It's like moving into a new house, you've got to check out all of the rooms.