Fundraiser ideas needed

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I'm afraid the only idea that comes to mind are a few strip clubs that did "Lap Dances for Leukemia". That would certainly raise money...and more.


Also my local bar held a fund raiser for...I think cancer I dunno. Charged 20 for a ticket. And sold 4 rare beers that night that wouldn't be sold again.

Raised alot of money, quite a good time.


Aside from booze and debauchery I'm useless I'm afraid. There are always people with annoying children or "beggars in training" Infront of walmart trying to guilt a donation out of you. I suppose most people go that route but that generally irritates me. I rarely ever give to those people.


I suppose I need something in return for my donation. It doesn't have to be equivalent but It needs to be something.


The only time I gave something for nothing was to USARK and a few homeless cat shelters I believe.

Ahem.. although not naked.. car washes with ladies is normally a good way to get funds also, since you don't have much overhead at all. Ohh.. wait.. you don't have much outlay... wait.. not getting any better. You don't have to put out much... dang it.

I give up. Car wash = good, makes money.

This is also good. But be forewarned. As a perv I will be honest. If the ladies aren't attractive and gifted up top I won't stop. If you have a bunch of high school girls that look like high school girls, I'm not creepy enough to stop.

Oh and they better be scantily clad to if they are attractive. Otherwise your just going halfway and I don't think your committed to it.

Also you don't get to yell at me for staring. I will be nice and quiet and I did donate. But I paid my money now I get to stare.

I know this makes me sound like a blunt pig, But atleast I'm being honest hmm?