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Pattimuss, The Gup is one of the best at this game that I have ever seen.
Every post you make in this vein feeds him even more. You should just stop.
Like some, he knows EXACTLY where the line is, toes it, sticks that pinky toe over it, and let's things progress.
Don't be a broadass, er Dumbass, just let it go.