80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor

[Skiploder]

Sort of like you are doing now with suggestions about his identity, and his motives for posting what he did?

I'm going to get the popcorn and brew...carry on!

Suggestions? Wake up - he's already admitted that not only does he know people mistake him for Golli but that he was doing nothing but stirring the pot when he started this thread.

I subtly pointed it out on this very thread and have "discussed" it with his Greatness on others.

I knew a man - an old man mind you - who had done what many considered "a lot" in the reptile world.

There were a few forums he would frequent, sadly he doesn't do much of that anymore.

To the uninitiated, he would often make outrageous claims.

To those who knew who he was, those claims were perfectly believable.

One of his favorite pot-stirring tactics was to start a thread about an outrageously rare or large animal in his collection.

For weeks upon end he would let people call him out, express their doubts and accuse him of lying - all while making jokes and increasing the doubt. Those of us who knew him well were warned privately to not ruin the joke....to let those who have been taught by the Almighty Care Sheet or who have drunk from the Trough of Internet Regurgitation whip out their pitchforks and torches.

Then when the stew was spiced just right he'd provide the proof and make a lot of people look like judgmental idiots. Case in point - all of you knuckle-heads who think the third person affectation is serious need to pull your heads out of your asses.

Now, I have never met Big Gunns and I have no idea what amazing animals he keeps.....but I've seen this played out before.

Keep in mind folks - some people have nothing to prove to you.............except maybe to gently point out how much you really don't know.

....or maybe Big Gunns is a big bag of wind. I guess we'll find out when he decides everything is spiced just right.

and his Highnesses response:

BG doesn't know who skiploder is, but he sure seems like a genius to Big Gunns.

As to people often mistaking him as Mr. Golli:

Man Golli must really hate Big Gunns. This happens all the time. Considering he's such a leeetle dude, he must hate it even more.

Suggestions? Yeah right.

I got no beef with Big Gunn Neil. I find what he does amusing and his information is spot on.

But don't suggest that I am suggesting anything. Everything I've brought up Mr. BG has openly admitted to. Got it?