OMG, I met the legendary BG, and purchased a ALbino and Pastal

[Big Gunns]

Oh hun, you haven't met me yet. That's obvious, doubt you ever will too considering I am never in your territory even for the shows. So we'll see Mr Confident.

There's one thing that Big Gunns can guarantee. Once you or anyone has met Big Gunns, your signature no longer applies.

Big Gunns will give you a new one you'll soon be using.

The more guys I meet, the more I realize how badly I really want to meet Big Gunns.

There's only one problem though. The line is VERY LOOOOONNNGGG.