OMG, I met the legendary BG, and purchased a ALbino and Pastal

[GoBoilers]

I hear BG IS Chuck Norris...

[shescountry89]

Hahaha. FBI. I haven't heard that in forever, a couple of my guy friends have those shirts actually. I have no idea who this "Big Gunns" is that you speak of. But he obviously doesn't want the whole bp.net world seeing his face. Only his massive back.

Very interesting.
Glad you had fun at the show though!

[snakeyes]

I hear BG IS Chuck Norris...

lol. omg...that was so funny. i'm ripe with too many chuck norris jokes..

new:

the only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of is Chuck Norris...and BGs.

[broadude]

What's BG afraid of? Is his face deformed or something? He says all the girls want him so lets see whats so good about him? Cocky hot guys usually love being in front of the camera! He seems to be a nice guy but that's kinda weird!

He's drop dead gorgeous and sweet to boot.

[Vypyrz]

Big Guns invaded my space, drank my drinks, stole my help, and even tried to run off with my wife!!! Gotta watch that BG!

At least he didn't try to play with your monkey. That would have been a fight. You gotta draw the line somewhere and touching the monkey would have been it...

[LadyOhh]

LOL Neil... You gotta say something. I'm waiting with baited breath!

[waltah!]

LOL Neil... You gotta say something. I'm waiting with baited breath!

That will cost you $20. Neil doesn't type for free.

[FatBoy]

At least he didn't try to play with your monkey. That would have been a fight. You gotta draw the line somewhere and touching the monkey would have been it...

Big Guns asked several times if he could spank Fat Boy's monkey.....Fat Boy naturally refused.

[shescountry89]

Big Guns asked several times if he could spank Fat Boy's monkey.....Fat Boy naturally refused.

Hahaha, oh god, that was great!

[Big Gunns]

How could Big Gunns miss this thread? He knows all his fans out there have been anxiously awaiting his response. Hopefully some of you have been able to get some work done today between running back and forth to this thread 100 times.

Nice!
I read somewhere that BG's muscle heat causes disorientation. Is that true?

Definitely true. In women Big Gunns causes one other involuntary action that BG has been secretly(what else) working with Dr. Drew(Google him) to see if he can bottle and sell it.

not but it casue invaluntary urination lol. he seemed like a great guy, i was in hurry scambling to find a atm with cash cause i been hagggling a deal with the albino

Also true with most men because they realize that they'll soon be losing their wife and home to BG.

Congrats on the beautiful pastel and albino!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neil's hair lines look nice and crisp

Big Gunns just had it styled for his fans.

I will assume BG is the one facing the other way lol. It's definitive BG's back does exist lol.

The pandemonium caused by pics the other way have made Big Gunns realize that it's best for society if he takes pics this way.

I guess big, bad BG is a shy little mouse!!!

Responses like this make one thing perfectly clear. You've never met BIG GUNNS!!!!!!!

Nice Balls. I wonder what else BG has as far as bp's go.

This is what BG does best. Let's his fans "wonder".

I once snapped a couple of BG pics at a show. When i loaded them onto my computer they all came out great.....except for the BG pics. They just came up saying "nice try"

Camera companies are smart. They realize they can get 5 times the money for cameras that WILL actually take and store a Big Gunns pic.

Big Gunns gets 50% of the profits of course.

What's BG afraid of? Is his face deformed or something? He says all the girls want him so lets see whats so good about him? Cocky hot guys usually love being in front of the camera! He seems to be a nice guy but that's kinda weird!

Big Gunns doesn't take this type of pick. He does know someone who does though. This person is much better dressed and never wears a hat(only 3 gallons of hair gel). BP.net rookies have not met him yet.

His name is Pimp Daddy Neil.

Maybe hes wanted by the fbi

He is, but only for his vast knowledge of the Universe. They wanted Big Gunns to run it, but the US government couldn't afford him.

he is wanted, by the FBI, for being damn sexy, lol Female Body Ivestigator, lol no pics i was in a hurry, next time i would love to sit down with Frankie, and BG, because ii could learn alot, guess i was shy.

Well BG will admit, the FBI did have a problem with all the Big Guns screensavers their female employees had. Apparently they weren't getting any work done. They just left Big Gunns on the screen.

Nice pick ups, congrats.

Perhaps BG is just a leeeeetle shy?

Bruce

Again.... You've never met Big Gunns.

Nope, I was asked after he heard me say Big Guns if that was him, I couldnt say no! lol BG then blamed me for blowing his cover! lol Im just increasing his fan base!

Some fans just get too excited after meeting Big Gunns and can't keep quiet. He understands Proto and wants you to know that he forgives you. Lucky for you.

Easy big boy...only expert there was Big Guns ...lol...The rest of us are just Friends.

You're a lot smarter than you look big fellah.

BG isn't afraid of anything. His awesomeness would just destroy the camera if someone tried to take a picture of him straight on with it.

"Awesomeness" was added to the English language after Big Gunns was created.

Big Guns invaded my space, drank my drinks, stole my help, and even tried to run off with my wife!!! Gotta watch that BG!

Big Gunns takes back that last statement about yah. You're definitely as dumb as you look for letting Big Gunns hang around to do all this.

"tried"????? If it makes you feel better to tell the fans BG "tried" BG won't say anything.

LOL I assume BG just wants to not let everyone on BP.net to know what he looks like because it's best if everyone still questions him hahah

Sometimes leeetle kiddies are the smart ones.

lol sounds like Guns, well maybe he is so secretive is because he pissed alotta people off and they are looking for him, he's not smooth he is runnig for his life. why its crazy how much people ponder on his life, mabye he really is a legend, can't wait till he responds to this lol

Big Gunns has definitely "pissed alotta people off", but what are these guys really gonna do about it. It's not like they could have done anything to control their women anyway....and messing with Big Gunns is suicidal.

I hear BG IS Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris does Big Gunns laundry.

Hahaha. FBI. I haven't heard that in forever, a couple of my guy friends have those shirts actually. I have no idea who this "Big Gunns" is that you speak of. But he obviously doesn't want the whole bp.net world seeing his face. Only his massive back.

Very interesting.
Glad you had fun at the show though!

You may have "no idea", but Big Gunns knows you'll be looking for the next show that he's gonna make a guest appearance.

lol. omg...that was so funny. i'm ripe with too many chuck norris jokes..

new:

the only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of is Chuck Norris...and BGs.

When Chuck Norris saw he was gonna need to fight Big Gunns....he passed out. After he came to he asked for an autograph.

He's drop dead gorgeous and sweet to boot.

You're only getting half the money BG said he was gonna pay you for that comment. You can't go telling BG's fans he's "sweet".

At least he didn't try to play with your monkey. That would have been a fight. You gotta draw the line somewhere and touching the monkey would have been it...

Fatboy was begging BG to play with his monkey....but as you said....you need to "draw the line somewhere".

LOL Neil... You gotta say something. I'm waiting with baited breath!

Big Gunns does this to you a lot huh honey?

That will cost you $20. Neil doesn't type for free.

$20???? Big Gunns thinks you must be talking about someone else. Big Gunns won't take a breath for $20.