Its the onion.. The onion news network is all about spoofs. Its been around for awhile. Everything they do is a joke. Thats the point. The sad part is how there are alot of people who dont know that and they actually believe what they see on there. There are actually blogs that make fun of the people who believe what they see on the onion. Its just a joke and you dont need to worry about anyone of any importance believing it because they already know about the onion.