My favorite is feeding day..."Get it, get it, oh! You missed! Try again...Oh good boy! You got your rat! Om nom nom! That's a good boy!" ::Cough:: yeah...I take out my love for cats and dogs on my lovely furless snake that can't even hear me...Maybe that's even more of a reason to do it! Less chance he'll think I'm crazy...and it's totally in a baby voice!
LOL feeding days are the worst! I spend most of it moaning to my big BP girl. "Honey, you know I love you and all, but you really need to EAT THE :cens0r: RAT!!"