The snakes can be 26 feet long and as thick as telephone poles, we’re told.
This New York Times writer hires 12 hookers with 50lbs of blow every day, I'm told.

The longest snake in the world, the Reticulated Python, barely gets 26 feet long and only the largest Anaconda specimens get as thick as a small telephone pole. There should be a way to have this crap taken down, it's insulting to my senses let alone my hobby.