A man just broke up with his girlfriend...to cheer him up, his buddy brought him a talking centipede. The man was skeptical, but, hey, had nothing better to do so he asked the centipede, "Hey, centipede...ya wanna go get a beer?" No reply from the centipede. So the man said a little louder, "Hey! Centipede! You wanna grab a beer?" Still no reply from the centipede, so, the man yelled in exasperation, "HEY! CENTIPEDE! I asked you, do you want to go have a BEER!" To which the centipede replied, "Yes! I heard you the first time! I was just putting on my shoes..."
Originally Posted by Kaorte
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