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 Stupid But Hilarious Jokes You Have Heard
I told two really stupid but somehow hilarious jokes tonight that made my brother, dad, and I laugh. I wanna know what stupid but hilarious jokes you guys know, just to get a little laughter on the forum. Here are the ones I know of:
Why did the golfer wear two pants?
Because he got a hole in one
Two cannibals are eating a clown when one turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?" -posted that one on Facebook
LOL those are my two all time favorite jokes.
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What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A pool table
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Last week I went clubbing.
Sadly I didn't get any.
Those baby seals are fast.
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Two muffins are baking in the oven. One turns to the other and says, "gee it's hot in here." The other replies, "holysmoke! A talking muffin!!"
Last edited by JLC; 02-17-2010 at 01:48 PM.
Reason: language
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Re: Stupid But Hilarious Jokes You Have Heard
 Originally Posted by mr. s
Last week I went clubbing.
Sadly I didn't get any.
Those baby seals are fast.
haahahahahah omg thats a horrible joke but that made me laugh somethin fierce XD
Originally Posted by reixox
BPs are like pokemon. you tell yourself you're not going to get sucked in. but some how you just gotta catch'em all.
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One eye says to the other: "Between you and me, something smells!"
Me: Geeze, I had the weirdest dream last night...
You: Really??
Me: Yeah, it was bizarre, I dreamed I was a muffler!
You: A muffler?!?
Me: Yeah, I woke up exhausted!!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
Christina
0.1 Normal BP "Cleo"
1.1 Bearded Dragons "Munch" and "Ziggy"
1.0 Red Eared Slider "Norwell"
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IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,001? ~ Mark Cuban "for the discerning collector"
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.
The bartender says " Excuse me, but do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"
The pirate says " Aarrrrr.....it's driving me nuts!"
I never understood women and their shoe buying untill I got my first ball python. Now, 35 bps later.......
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A Zen master walks up to a street hot dog salesman and say.. "make me one with everything"
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