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Calmness.........
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'
So, I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Rum, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now!    
Charles B. Cardell
www.ciderinc.com
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing
it. - George Bernard Shaw
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Re: Calmness.........
Hahahahahaha...............I think I helped you finish all of those so now I feel great too! 
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Re: Calmness.........
LOL you got me going there for a minute. 
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Re: Calmness.........
Man, I've got several boxes of cereal, bottles of soda, jugs of milk, bags of chips, and blocks of cheese to finish! I think I'll pass on this, I need to lose weight.
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