I am a Park Ranger in a London Borough which sounds nice but in reality means the majority of the time i get used by whichever political body is in power at the time to further their agenda and spread their propaganda while at the same time being treated like the councils odd job man when really all i want to do is go and get on with some conservation work. Handing out leaflets! Pah! I spit on you conservatives! Your lies and propaganda breeds dissidents and an uprising will follow......

I jest of course, I am very happy in my job