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So, apparently I'm a.....
...snake molester. (not sure if that word is allowed so change it if you need to) My sister was over the other day and I went upstairs to check on the snakes and I noticed one of my males just wasn't interested in his lady. I remembered a technique I had read about on here and took one of my other males and popped him for sperm. I took the sperm and wiped it on the female and put the male I had just popped back. I turn around and my friend is staring at me like I'm crazy. She then says "OMG you just molested that snake." and then we both just start laughing. 
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Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
You sick ****
hey do what you gotta do
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Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
egads.....
well you did just get a snake off....oye...that is soooooooo bad..
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Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
egads.....
well you did just get a snake *****....oye...that is soooooooo bad..
I had to edit that just in case that is an infraction...lol
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Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
 Originally Posted by BPelizabeth
 egads.....
well you did just get a snake *****....oye...that is soooooooo bad..
I had to edit that just in case that is an infraction...lol
LOL you didnt edit you just double posted opps
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Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
A new name for your reptile enterprise:
Happy Endings
If he didn't charge you for it I guess you're still an amateur, not that that's important.
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Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
GOOD GOD MAN.... always make sure the door is locked when funny business is going on
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Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
 Originally Posted by 771subliminal
LOL you didnt edit you just double posted opps
Oye...gotta love my blonde moments
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Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
Thats OK, how do you think I feel when my 10yr. old daughter comes and tells me hey Dad, things are good Mojo is locked with Guava, AGAIN, man don't they stop!! Of course she has said this in front of guests!!!!!!!! I think my wife would like to kill me at times. LOL
Mike Kelly
Mike
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Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
Hahaha... That's the first time I hear that.
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