Well, I have a few, some just utterly stupid on my part.

#1: I was running late to work and I needed to feed my corn snake, the fuzzy hadn't thawed enough so I though "hey, I'll stick it in the microwave for a sec", 5 seconds and it still wasn't warmed up, so I put it in for another 5 seconds and I hear this loud "POP", open the microwave, and there's exploded mouse EVERYWHERE...smelled like chicken though....

#2: I was feeding Pretzle, my BP, and I had the mouse in the tongs, BP was in strike mode and my cat Demon took a leap at the tank trying to get the mouse. As I pushed Demon away, my hand dipped low just as BP went to strike the mouse, it was the first and only time my BP ever bit me and he instantly let go, but he hit one of those veins in between your finger joints, so I was bleeding like crazy for about 5 min while my mum ran around screaming.

#3: Both my BP and my corn had instances where the mice exploded as they "killed" them (I only feed pre-dead)

#4: One time my corn struck it's dinner and somehow decapitated it....

#5: and after the fact story- My BP took the biggest snake crap I'd ever seen and managed to get it stuck to the side of his tank and it dried and would not come off! This thing was almost 8" long...and smeary...it was so gross...