This Site May Implode 1-12-10

[j_h_smith]

Ooooh, golly gee. Come on now, please tell me what's going to happen on January 12, 2010. I can't stand it any longer, I need to know. Why can't you tell me? Don't you like me? Why, oh why! It's not fair for you to post this message and lead us all along without telling us. You're a bad person. Why, oh why, can't you tell me? What did I ever do to you?

If you don't tell me, I'm going to hold my breath until I die. I'm going to jump off of the Empire State Building, I'll jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge, I'l do it, you know I will.

Look, as long as I've known you, have I ever told you a lie? You know me, I can keep a secret. You know that I've got the proof on the Kennedy brothers and Marlyn Monroe. I tell you my secret if you tell me yours.

Oh Come Ooooooooonnnnnnnn. PLEASE.




Oh, forget it, I don't want to know.

Jim Smith

PS Please don't take this serious.