Umpossable....this whole thread, while of vital importance and significant in every way to every one, whether they read it, know it or are blatantly ignorant of it, is much akin to troll food.
Of course, on can be muck akin to a thing and still not be a thing, which is a heavy indicator that this is, in fact, not troll food, but as an indicator, does not dictate that it must be so.
So, what were we talking about again?