Dog owners, the solution is simple. Each year you need to kill two squirrels and 1 rabbit in order to offset your dogs carbon foot print. If you happen to own a Saint Bernard or a Great Dane you'd better bump that up to three squirrels ...just to be safe. It's a fresh new spin on the "plant a tree" movement. Sinner.
We can hope that nobody takes this silliness seriously but you never know...
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