PIPE WRENCH:
A large wrench used for turning a leaking pipe or faucet into a $400 plumbing repair.
CHALK LINE:
A roll of string encased in a chalk container. Used to make slanted lines on your roof so that when you apply the shingles, it looks more like abstract art. This tool provides a high entertainment factor to your neighbors who continually laugh at your DIY roofing...
PAINT BRUSH/ ROLLER:
Devices designed to put paint on everything except what you wanted...
PAINT GUN:
designed to put paint on everything except what you wanted faster...