ever had one of those night????

[Big Gunns]

so my buddy broke up with his girlfriend the other day so i went with him to go bar hoping. before we left had a couple shots of rum and a few beers to pre-game. well by the time we got to down town(walking distance he lives there!) i guess we were already piss ass drunk. night goes by and i wake up the next morning with bruises all over, so apparently we were wrestling or something. but the good part of it is that i got quite a few numbers and am talking to a 26 yearold now. but i dont even know her freaking name!


i think alkyhall is a good/bad thing?!?!?

This is the difference between the normal man and Big Gunns. You go to the bar "hoping"....and Big Gunns goes to the bar "knowing".


Just in case you still don't get this joke....in other words...you can't spell either. There's 2 P's in "hopping".