LOL
Seriously, I laughed out loud at your scientific conclusions.
AHAHahAHAHAHahahAHAHAHAHahahHAHAHAhahahahAha
Measured the girth......not the width, the girth of a snake you've never seen and which I highly doubt exists to begin with. You were then "told" and believe it well enough to repeat, that the snake was seen snatching a bird out of mid-air AND because of a poop AROUND 2 inches in length, a length which one would think you having such personal familiarity with there would be no doubt about anything else of that length, no rulers or tape measures up there in Bakersfield ( wonder what he measured the GIRTH of the snake with?) and THEN you find hair in the unmeasurable snake poop and determine from that evidence that the snake that you told us was snatching birds out of midair had the hair of a field mouse in it and, no... i just can't go on....laughing too hard......can't catch breath.....you are one funny little man, petey, you are one funny little man.