80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor

[wilomn]

Which means....everyone...its not gonna happen. Neil is here for one reason....to get a rise out of you. There is no 8' monitor....at least not with him.

Just as all this 3rd person...its all his ploy to get everyone riled up.

Surely you jest!!!

Big Gonads, say it isn't so!

Wounded I say, wounded to my very core if this is true.

It can't be. Simply not possible.

And yet, it makes an evil kind of sense, daring and so simple, yes, it could, it might, it may be happening right now....I shudder at the mere thought of it.

Say it ain't so Big Guy...