English...well, kinda...I'm from Indiana so, ya....
Japanese...spent 3 weeks there one summer, and had to take 6 months of lessons before we left.
Arabic. Ok, this I learned in the Army...Military Police. "Qif"....pronounced 'keef'...means "STOP!". That's all I learned, cause if they didn't stop at our roadblocks, we pretty much just opened firelol