Bill Nelson: On hold forever with cheerful classical music. Eventually answered by a real human who was not very talkative.

Barbara Boxer: Answering Machine.

James Inhofe: Voice Mail due to high call volume.

Ben Cardin: Real human, bit bored.

Mike Crapo: Human, talked over me to end the call as soon as I stated what I was calling to oppose.

Lamar Alexander: Female human, polite but not talkative or interested.