FUNNY! Tuscan Milk Reviews. Most reviews EVER!

[Foschi Exotic Serpents]

You could read these reviews everyday and never get to the end. It all started out when Amazon actually sold this milk online. New AND used nontheless...

Check it out and read as many of the reviews as you can. Some will have you rolling!

Here is an example of the fun that awaits when you buy Tuscan Whole Milk online from Amazon


5.0 out of 5 stars It came with child
To my great surprise, inside my gallon of Tuscan milk was a small orphan boy. Thank you so much! WILL BUY AGAIN!

5.0 out of 5 stars Medical marvel or horrible curse?
I was born without bones. Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz changed that. Just one jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz and I now have a skeleton much like any other... Read more .....

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-M...882431-8705717

[Foschi Exotic Serpents]

And dont forget to notice the asking price.. Or the warning that says not to buy this milk used!!!

[sg1trogdor]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH omg I was reading the 1 Star reviews. I love the first one by D.Booth. Freaking hilarious. I wonder is amazon will take it off?

[joepythons]

This milk worked well when I first got it, but within a few days it wouldn't hold a charge. I called their customer service department and, I don't know if it's in Bangalor or Ireland, but I couldn't understand a word that they said and they began to scream at me.

Finally, though, they sent me another one - but that wouldn't hold a charge, either. I'm beginning to wonder if this is truly meant to be a portable product. I still haven't been able to retreive my email and the video is murky.

It's a bit heavy, too, to wear on your belt. The good news is that it keeps your hip cool during this sultry summer weather - for a while.)

[orphan]

This product gave me diarrhea. My brother got cholera, my mom got the measles and my sister broke her arm. Soon after, we lost a wagon wheel and a thief stole 3 oxen.




BWHAHAHAHAHAHahahaaaaaaahaha!!

[Foschi Exotic Serpents]

SEE?!?? Its the funniest ongoing thing I have ever seen online! Way to get the whole world involved by selling MILK!