Isn't it surprising how much they can really go to the bathroom? It makes me feel like my snakes pee more than I do

Here's something to make you feel somewhat better:

Last night I was holding my Beardie and watching tv on the couch around 12am or so. My Beardie was laying there all relaxed and calm, when suddenly she gets up and stands up. I wondered why she was doing that. Then she wouldn't sit still, so I was like, "Okay, I'll put you back." Right when I put her back, her tail goes up in the air, and then she drops a load. I guess standing up and trying to move around is a sign of "Please let me go into my cage, I gotta go!!"

I'm glad I put her back in the cage, she took a dump that was nasty as hell. I even thought to myself (before I put her in the cage), "Oh I don't care if she goes on me, at least I don't have to clean it up in the cage." Though, I'm kind of glad she went in her cage LOL. I didn't clean it up until the morning because I was really tired and needed to go to bed since I happened to be sick. In the morning my mom woke me up and said, "It smells so bad up here!!!"

My Beardie smelt up the entire second story of my house, just like last time she went to the bathroom.