This is a good one!

[twistedtails]

First of all, to all the catholics, I'm sorry if it offends you. But really?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091110/...vatican_aliens

[Big Gunns]

First of all, to all the catholics, I'm sorry if it offends you. But really?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091110/...vatican_aliens

Big Gunns is invited to an alien party this weekend. All you humanoids can't possibly think that you're the only ones in Big Gunns fan club.

[twistedtails]

Big Gunns is invited to an alien party this weekend. All you humanoids can't possibly think that you're the only ones in Big Gunns fan club.

You and you fan club should crash the party!

[wilomn]

You and you fan club should crash the party!

I can hear the announcement now, first the proclamation of the 40 Trumpets that Harald the Self Made(no one is ever known to have claimed fathership of BG and his mother and never really said she bore him, only that she raised him as best she could), then the traditional tossing of The Flower Petals of Orchids of Substantail Substance, grown only in the hidden valleys of BG's hidden homeland by virgin dancing girls, and Captianed by that champion of officious buffoonery, the ever overly effeminate Guardian of the Celestial Staircase of Pompasity and Flatulence, which all guests with the stature of BG must descend in order to mingle with the lesser beings also in attendance, "His Royal Radiance, Son of Grace, Gift of Heaven itself, weakener of ladies knees the world over, the right hand of every great man ever known, he for whom the Sun in the Sky above once stopped its daily passage so not to make him have sloppy tanlines, the one, the only, Big Guppy."

I laugh now. I wonder if Big Gulp does too?

[Big Gunns]

Big Gunns has fixed it for yah.

I can hear the announcement now, first the proclamation of the 40 Electric guitars that Harald the Self Made(no one is ever known to have claimed fathership of BG and his mother and never really said she bore him(BG was created by a higher being), only that she raised him as best she could), then the traditional tossing of The 1000 dollar bills of Substantail Substance, kept only in the hidden valley of BG's hidden homeland by virgin dancing girls(of course they are), and Captained by that champion of officious comedy, the ever overly masculine(with perfect glutes) Guardian of the Celestial Staircase of Pompasity and Greatness, which all guests with the stature of BG must descend in order to mingle with the lesser beings also in attendance, "His Royal Radiance, Son of Grace, Father of the word "genius", Gift of the Universe itself, weakener of ladies knees the Galaxy over, the right and left hand of every man(no man shall be called great) ever known, he for whom the Sun in the Sky above once stopped its daily passage so not to cast a shadow on his face while his fans took pictures., the one, the only, BIG GUNNS."

I bow down before his best friend now(the mirror). I wonder if Big Gunns does too?

At least 100 times a day.

[wilomn]

Big Gunns has fixed it for yah.

At least 100 times a day.

Well played.