HELP!!!bp's lost in the mail what are the chances??

[Big Gunns]

I have been following this nightmare all night, hoping for the best.
One big congratulations to you. Now we both can take a nap.
Looking forward to pictures.
Bill

And so has Big Gunns and the rest of the world(following it). BP.net "world" anyway.

Big Gunns wishes he could take a "nap"...but BG is on his way to sign autographs for his millions of fans. If you're a smart one....and know where to go...you may be one of the lucky ones to actually meet Big Gunns in person.

If you love BG on line...you're 100% guaranteed(no money back of course) to love him even more in person. Now if you're one of the very few that still hate him....you're 99% guaranteed to love him after you meet him.(the 1% are just plain old wu$$ie$)

If you have your GF or wife with you're probably not gonna go up and meet him once you see him though.....most men have an inferiority complex when it comes to BG and usual steer clear when with their girl. Kinda true actually. BG loves it when he sees a guy with his girl and the guy grabs his girls hand when he sees BG coming. Happens a lot.

Ohhhhh the life of BG. It can be rough sometimes being a "Legend in your own mind".